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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>An irritating mixture of World of Warcraft ramblings, personal art, and pictures of my reptiles.

My name is Sal.

Some people call me Sloth.

I play on Coilfang (US) and I multibox for funsies. My main characters there are Salisbury, Lotus, and Quetzal.

If for any reason you want to get in touch or chit chat, my battletag is Sal#1392.</description><title>our piano snake is dead</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @salisburies)</generator><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>no.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r-qbDvNBg9w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0#t=13s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;no.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/51212581229</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/51212581229</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 03:46:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>uuuhhhhh. i did a thing.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38181623c18627259e43785f3df71dc4/tumblr_mn8817XElV1qkdjweo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;uuuhhhhh. i did a thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/51111868762</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/51111868762</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:58:19 -0400</pubDate><category>pixel art</category><category>sloth art</category><category>shark</category><category>sprite</category></item><item><title>finalfantasythings:

Final Fantasy VIII coming to PC in high...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/680762dca5c2d22cd741a33056ea6840/tumblr_mmyzvnNgNR1qk69nwo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdb06bdef577dcd487c432154b714752/tumblr_mmyzvnNgNR1qk69nwo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1ed7c1eb9cb1631383457604ec24148/tumblr_mmyzvnNgNR1qk69nwo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://finalfantasythings.tumblr.com/post/50829450729"&gt;finalfantasythings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.siliconera.com/2013/05/17/final-fantasy-viii-is-coming-to-pc-with-high-resolution-graphics/"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Final Fantasy VIII&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; coming to PC in high definition&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.famitsu.com/news/201305/16033362.html"&gt;Famitsu&lt;/a&gt; reported that Square Enix is rereleasing &lt;em&gt;VIII&lt;/em&gt; for PC with remastered, high resolution graphics. Details about possible changes to gameplay aside from updated graphics have not been revealed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This follows the same treatment&lt;em&gt; Final Fantasy VII&lt;/em&gt; got when Square Enix rereleased it in 2012. FFVIII was originally ported to PC in 1999, but was criticized for subpar graphics and buggy gameplay compared to the original Playstation version.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MY MOST FAVORITE?????!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/50866131076</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/50866131076</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 20:26:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WHAT IS THIS</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c5194a9fd2240d5b2118bffabba0a8a/tumblr_mmnsdauECI1qbbdwmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;WHAT IS THIS&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/50319177015</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/50319177015</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:01:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>So today I went to the reptile expo to stock up on snek foods and while I was talking to someone...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So today I went to the reptile expo to stock up on snek foods and while I was talking to someone about how hard it is to come in for something without leaving with a bunch of animals, some trashy ignorant bitch actually &lt;em&gt;got in my face&lt;/em&gt;, interrupted me, and said &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;#8220;These things ain&amp;#8217;t animals unless it&amp;#8217;s a dog!&amp;#8221;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Why was this bitch &lt;em&gt;even there?&lt;/em&gt; I MEAN YOU HAVE TO PAY TO GET IN. She said it with such venom that it felt somehow like an insult. Like I was scum for having a snake (which apparently doesn&amp;#8217;t even qualify as an animal) around my neck, or being interested in reptiles in general. It was all I could do to ignore her. Saying anything would have just bred trouble, and I&amp;#8217;m not there to fight with people. &amp;lt;__&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Still, what the fuck? WHO DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE??.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/50181906033</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/50181906033</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 14:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>reptile expo</category><category>reptile</category><category>what is WRONG with people??</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce86908862e56662a376ad953d752a3b/tumblr_mmk4anKex91qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/50148359012</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/50148359012</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 02:17:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>achromaticallychromatic replied to your photo: IT MUST BE THAT TIME OF YEAR it has been a day...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://achromaticallychromatic.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_8007ce22de2f_40.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a class="tumblelog" href="http://achromaticallychromatic.tumblr.com/"&gt;achromaticallychromatic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/49296741264/it-must-be-that-time-of-year-it-has-been-a-day-of"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/49296741264/it-must-be-that-time-of-year-it-has-been-a-day-of"&gt;IT MUST BE THAT TIME OF YEAR it has been a day of&amp;#8230;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Anyone who stops to help turtles is a good person.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE POOR BABIES how could anyone drive past that. ;~;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;IT WOULD BE LIKE JUST DRIVING PAST AN OBSCENELY OLD MAN JUST LAYING FLAILING HELPLESSLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/49309162219</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/49309162219</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:40:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>IT MUST BE THAT TIME OF YEAR it has been a day of stopping my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a1c532f7e8e5cd27dfd652e1085687a/tumblr_mm35ligna11qkdjweo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31736b05e5d81f202c1c08cddd888b4b/tumblr_mm35ligna11qkdjweo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64baf70d2f37298f25cd1f403c873047/tumblr_mm35ligna11qkdjweo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;IT MUST BE THAT TIME OF YEAR it has been a day of stopping my car to help tardles across the road.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/49296741264</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/49296741264</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:44:00 -0400</pubDate><category>turtle</category></item><item><title>jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 
</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/salisburies/49057557606/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_49057557606" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaacknasty.tumblr.com/post/48505585196/probably-the-best-6-seconds-ever"&gt;jaacknasty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Probably&lt;/strike&gt; the best 6 seconds ever. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/49057557606</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/49057557606</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:33:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>blimpcat:


i was listening to this song when i came across this...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_48679684544" src="http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48679684544/audio_player_iframe/salisburies/tumblr_mlmitdiNWx1qis6st?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsalisburies%2F48679684544%2Ftumblr_mlmitdiNWx1qis6st" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blimpcat.tumblr.com/post/48556245722/i-was-listening-to-this-song-when-i-came-across"&gt;blimpcat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/957f8e502db55ed783d5ecfca86d1935/tumblr_inline_mlmiqvO0hM1qh8c3r.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48679684544</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48679684544</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 02:54:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Anyone interested in a Sand Scarab? Found an extra unscratched...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5361f0ee838722a6296ddb2d85e753e/tumblr_mlmbm3oIoT1qkdjweo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Anyone interested in a Sand Scarab? Found an extra unscratched TCG loot card for one in my drawer, and my waning interest in WoW makes it seem like a good idea to give it to someone else.&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Not a very remarkable looking thing but if anyone who doesn’t tend to have access to TCG pets needs to fluff their pet count, he’d do for that. I’d just scratch it and pass you the code. You can go redeem it YO OWN DAMN SELF because I don’t want to log in. :’D&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strike&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strike&gt;Given out~&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48544283906</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48544283906</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:34:00 -0400</pubDate><category>WoW</category><category>World of Warcraft</category><category>TCG</category><category>sand scarab</category></item><item><title>jstrdm:

|League of Legends|Facebook|Tumblr|
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ca44a772ff4a8985f538d331e78e6e4/tumblr_ml4dnzdCSI1qdbvcyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jstrdm.tumblr.com/post/48465358795"&gt;jstrdm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;|&lt;a href="http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4b69ea159bd45"&gt;League of Legends&lt;/a&gt;|&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/JesterDemi"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;|&lt;a href="http://jstrdm.tumblr.com/"&gt;Tumblr&lt;/a&gt;|&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48493137860</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48493137860</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:16:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>adachimerica:

khaleesi-of-westeros:

FUCK CATS ARE SO...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/salisburies/48341686188/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_48341686188" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adachimerica.tumblr.com/post/48325647649/khaleesi-of-westeros-fuck-cats-are-so-weird"&gt;adachimerica&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khaleesi-of-westeros.tumblr.com/post/48317833555/fuck-cats-are-so-weird"&gt;khaleesi-of-westeros&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK CATS ARE SO WEIRD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;KFDUEPTGODSJDLGJSDkrdsdgjklfdhjdkfljhdlfkjhdlkj what the fuckfgfdkhjdfk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48341686188</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/48341686188</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 02:21:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>a thing idk.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf58e24bafde05b272c02278db7cb76e/tumblr_ml40howcAC1qkdjweo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;a thing idk.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47726208151</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47726208151</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 17:17:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccad2c9ece88e2e7413c766f3dbd4e1f/tumblr_mg49nrZ77V1s2urwro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47593655865</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47593655865</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:10:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>No one is happy coming out of a UPS box. No one.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66f50e31adf752b8a23b8140753c233a/tumblr_mkzzvjzcNS1qkdjweo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;No one is happy coming out of a UPS box. No one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47548372911</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47548372911</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:14:07 -0400</pubDate><category>brimley</category><category>rat snake</category><category>bubblegum rat snake</category><category>snake</category><category>reptile</category></item><item><title>bur-kek:

bryanblizzardoconnor:

When healers dps in dungeons 

Hey, sometimes we get bored.
If no...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bur-kek.tumblr.com/post/47462493495"&gt;bur-kek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bryanblizzardoconnor.tumblr.com/post/47460574978/when-healers-dps-in-dungeons"&gt;bryanblizzardoconnor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When healers dps in dungeons &lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4925768ce39fa1975ba5a08d7065e025/tumblr_inline_mky0jeef661qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey, sometimes we get bored.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If no one’s taking damage, doing a little damage is better than just standing there like a lump.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:I That&amp;#8217;s right! No one likes a lump!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Barring a situation where people are so horrible that they can&amp;#8217;t be kept alive with off-heals (EVERYONE PERPETUALLY standing in any and every pool of angry they see and/or a tank who queued in unacceptable gear) I actually queue heals and then go ele and spot heal where needed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I see no reason why I ought to sit in a dungeon for twice as long when I can speed it up for everyone without anybody having to die for it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sit down. &amp;gt;:I&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47469175021</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47469175021</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:13:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Today I found a backpack on the side of the road containing a perfectly functioning Wii and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Today I found a backpack on the side of the road containing a perfectly functioning Wii and Playstation 3.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s a good day.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For me anyway. Some kid is having a real shit day for having lost it. Judging by the state of both console cases though I&amp;#8217;d say the little shit didn&amp;#8217;t deserve them anyway. &amp;gt;:I&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47400550558</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47400550558</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:35:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I have a terrible, terrible habit of making final decisions on reptile purchases on Fridays/late...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have a terrible, terrible habit of making final decisions on reptile purchases on Fridays/late Thursdays, which means I get to wait 4-5 days for shipping for what I&amp;#8217;d otherwise get the NEXT DAY had I decided on any earlier day of the week. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;TUESDAY COME HERE. D;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47339618836</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47339618836</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:40:26 -0400</pubDate><category>sloth problems</category></item><item><title>Has there ever been a more precious baby?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d289e65af799dcdaeda12b4e556526b/tumblr_mkt039MEfP1qkdjweo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1710d92ef85d24ed4857aac82610e9d/tumblr_mkt039MEfP1qkdjweo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Has there ever been a more precious baby?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47224334851</link><guid>http://salisburies.tumblr.com/post/47224334851</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:35:33 -0400</pubDate><category>snake</category><category>reptile</category><category>rat snake</category><category>bubblegum rat snake</category></item></channel></rss>
